Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
