Will you blow on my dice?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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