My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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