this just has baby written all over it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
