Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just want nice things and good sex
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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