We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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