the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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