i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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