Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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