Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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