That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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