She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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