Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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