I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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