My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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