There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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