me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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