How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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