We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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