At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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