My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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