And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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