I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
sarcasm needs its own font
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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