Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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