But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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