I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dicks are not precious.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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