idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
it's like iHOP with fire
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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