Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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