I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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