i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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