Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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