his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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