In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
