At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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