That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He has the fingertips of a God
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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