Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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