Just cropdusted the office
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
