How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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