i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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