I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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