its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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