so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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