I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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