Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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