I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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