I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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