I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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