I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she pinky promised me she was 18
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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