Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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