yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize