I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just pee around me
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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