At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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