So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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