Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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